Phillip Gerson
Middle School Yearbook: Reviews and Rebuttals, pt. 3...
The yearbook saga comes to a close with 8th grade reviews and Rebuttals
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17 POINTLESS HAIKUS FROM A NOT YET RETIRED POET
Today is my birthday and I plan to take joy in life, but also reflect on the essential thoughts that have moved through my mind over the...
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The Call of the Corral
Just the other day at Walmart (yes, I went to Walmart in California and did not know that was possible either) I realized that all this...
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A Friendly Reminder From Administrator #8964C
Dear Valued Customer, Dear Friend, Dear Wonderful Human Being, I have been trying to reach you. Quite a bit. By email, by phone, by...
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Middle School Yearbook: Reviews and Rebuttals, pt. 2 ...
As decided in part one of this series, I was in fact cool in 6th grade. And, as advised by my peers, I stayed cool. And delightful as it...
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The Temporal Origin of Metabolic Patterns
Deoxyglucose positron frontal involvement. tomography closed circuit emission simultaneous electroencephalographic blinded...
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An Very Awkward Run In with Somewhat Former Friends
I found in my photos today an album known as... the farewell photos These are the pictures I felt that I had to take before moving across...
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An Acronym Trapped in a B-DAY Diatribe
I wanted to LOL, I truly did, however, WTH. IMHO, at the EOD, when there is a lack of RSVPs and everyone is suddenly MIA on my DOB! My...
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Sketches That Want To Live
Dear Sketch Ideas That Still Sit Quietly, Without Laughter, In A Doc, As projects mount as a son, dad, husband, possible homeowner,...
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Middle School Yearbook: Reviews and Rebuttals, pt. 1 ...
Not all of my sixth grade yearbook signatures were hurtful. Some were short and sweet. To the point. And did help me to believe that I...
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Princess Pen Pal pt. 2
Dear Princess Cruises, Hope all is well. I appreciate you getting back to me and sorry if my question was a bit weird. And I gotta ask!...
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The Return of the Denim Jackets/Me at the Mall in 8th grade
Should I get one? The question we all ask ourselves. But... Like the possibility that Adam was unattractive, And the amount of Old Spice...
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SUMMER CAMP'S FRONTAL LOBES
Ice tea granola yogurt spaghetti broccoli peach honey dew salad fake chicken pistachios smoothie Absence Seizure OJ spinach cheese...
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A DRAMATIC ADAPTATION OF THE WAFFLE HOUSE MENU
I felt scattered Smothered Covered Diced, Peppered, Capped, and Topped as well. I was a T-Bone sinking in a bowl of Grits, A biscuit with...
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A POEM ON ITS WAY TO HARD DRIVE HEAVEN (A POEM ABOUT ROBITUSSIN)
Robitussin Babies should not drink Robitussin. Kids don’t like drinking Robitussin. Teenagers lovedrinkingRobitussin. Parents resent...
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A Tumultuous Refrigerator Friendship
SATURDAY Hi!!! I love you!!! We have everything!!! I am gonna hang with you until the early morn- if that's cool. SUNDAY That's right my...
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TEN SECOND NOTICE
11:14 PM Dear Consciousness, According to the terms of my relationship with you, requiring a 10 second notice, you are hereby advised of...
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