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America X
Dear Mysterious Sender, My name is Elon Musk and below are the 5 bullets of what I accomplished last week: 1. Entered the data for lives...

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The Reason I Wear my Tiger Fertility Lava Bead Bracelet on a Daily Basis
Why do I wear it? You did not yet ask that question, but I have the feeling you might. I wear it because I have to wear it. Because a...

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As the Sun Sets over Elmo's World
Now that Lola has moved on from Sesame Street, I've been thinking about how much I'm going to miss it. Not just Elmo, but also Abby...

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Middle School Yearbook: Reviews and Rebuttals, pt. 3...
The yearbook saga comes to a close with 8th grade reviews and Rebuttals

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17 POINTLESS HAIKUS FROM A NOT YET RETIRED POET
Today is my birthday and I plan to take joy in life, but also reflect on the essential thoughts that have moved through my mind over the...

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The Call of the Corral
Just the other day at Walmart (yes, I went to Walmart in California and did not know that was possible either) I realized that all this...

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A Friendly Reminder From Administrator #8964C
Dear Valued Customer, Dear Friend, Dear Wonderful Human Being, I have been trying to reach you. Quite a bit. By email, by phone, by...

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Middle School Yearbook: Reviews and Rebuttals, pt. 2 ...
As decided in part one of this series, I was in fact cool in 6th grade. And, as advised by my peers, I stayed cool. And delightful as it...

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The Temporal Origin of Metabolic Patterns
Deoxyglucose positron frontal involvement. tomography closed circuit emission simultaneous electroencephalographic blinded...

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An Very Awkward Run In with Somewhat Former Friends
I found in my photos today an album known as... the farewell photos These are the pictures I felt that I had to take before moving across...

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An Acronym Trapped in a B-DAY Diatribe
I wanted to LOL, I truly did, however, WTH. IMHO, at the EOD, when there is a lack of RSVPs and everyone is suddenly MIA on my DOB! My...

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Sketches That Want To Live
Dear Sketch Ideas That Still Sit Quietly, Without Laughter, In A Doc, As projects mount as a son, dad, husband, possible homeowner,...

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Middle School Yearbook: Reviews and Rebuttals, pt. 1 ...
Not all of my sixth grade yearbook signatures were hurtful. Some were short and sweet. To the point. And did help me to believe that I...

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Princess Pen Pal pt. 2
Dear Princess Cruises, Hope all is well. I appreciate you getting back to me and sorry if my question was a bit weird. And I gotta ask!...

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The Return of the Denim Jackets/Me at the Mall in 8th grade
Should I get one? The question we all ask ourselves. But... Like the possibility that Adam was unattractive, And the amount of Old Spice...

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SUMMER CAMP'S FRONTAL LOBES
Ice tea granola yogurt spaghetti broccoli peach honey dew salad fake chicken pistachios smoothie Absence Seizure OJ spinach cheese...

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A DRAMATIC ADAPTATION OF THE WAFFLE HOUSE MENU
I felt scattered Smothered Covered Diced, Peppered, Capped, and Topped as well. I was a T-Bone sinking in a bowl of Grits, A biscuit with...

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