An Acronym Trapped in a B-DAY Diatribe

I wanted to LOL, I truly did, however, WTH.

IMHO, at the EOD, when there is a lack of RSVPs and everyone is suddenly MIA

on my DOB! My God, JC. BTW not a single FAQ and so what can I say besides BRB and head to HR feeling like a POW.

IDK. IDK. YOLO.

I don't want to be RIP with no ID and yes, FOMO, feeling only SOS.

And so I say TBD, Perhaps a DIY OG could be me

With my BFFs watching PBS and WWE on the PPV.