America X

Dear Mysterious Sender,

My name is Elon Musk and below are the 5 bullets of what I accomplished last week: 

1. Entered the data for lives destroyed into excel.

2. Got the chainsaw returned successfully to Home Depot.

3.  Took all the “cure for cancer” meetings off of the gcal

4. Removed any and all compliance training requirements from the employee handbook for my team members.

5. Prepared my PPT deck for my lecture on why we should change the name of this country to America X.

On Tue, Jan 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM Phillip Gerson <ElonAsshole@tesla.com> wrote:

Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager.

Please do not send any classified information, links, or    attachments.

Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST